by Mr. Crafty March 01, 2009
Someone who enjoys licking their partner's anus hole. Those who do not wipe properly leave a little pooh around the anus, hence their partner spending time down there becomes a mud gobbler.
Jim: "Oh please keep going!!!"
Steve comes up for air and Jim sees a little hint of brown around Steve's mouth.
Jim: "Damn, Steve, your the greatest mud gobbler!!!"
Steve comes up for air and Jim sees a little hint of brown around Steve's mouth.
Jim: "Damn, Steve, your the greatest mud gobbler!!!"
by swinboat October 28, 2010
When a girl bites your dick off and cuts a hole in a couch and puts your dick in there. Then you have to go look for it and sew it back on.
by The Slankin' Bananians #1 October 08, 2008
the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*
Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!
Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!
Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!
by jim567483 December 22, 2011
A pussy gobbling technique created by the girls from Call Her Daddy. It involves making out with a girls pussy while swirling your tongue in an infinity symbol motion. You also have to finger her, hum to make her feel like she’s using her vibrator and slurp her clit for the ultimate sensation. It guarantees the best feeling for her and is successful most of the time in giving her a big O.
by Star Spangled Banger May 16, 2019
One who can effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock while simultaneously rolling there tongue along with fluttering the throat which then produces the sound of a turkey gobbling
by Jnasty praise money June 06, 2018