glove poo

when your at a festival and you see a what you think is a glove but is really a dead bird and it has poo on it.

oh its a glove!
oh its a dead bird!
oh someones done a shit on it!!

awh glove poo.

by Laurahorus May 21, 2008

smell the glove

an album and song by spinal tap.

i was listening to smell the glove that day i crappedmy pants.

by sparky wahlberg June 9, 2007

Danny Glover

50% propel fitness water. 50 miller genuine draft. 100% mind grenade of a drink.

Zach: "What the hell am I drinking? Its freaking amazing."

Doug: "Thats a Danny Glover bitch. drink up."

by Raaaaaaaaaandy December 27, 2009

Power Glove

The sexual act of anal sex where while inserted into the ass, the male inserts his fist into the vagina and uses the thin membrane between the vagina and butthole to jerk himself off.

I just used the power glove on my girl friend.

by Dutch Tank November 26, 2010

Crispin Glover

Breaking the magic shell by slapping one's penis on a girl's forehead.

"I gave her a nasty Crispin Glover"

by The Nitwitz January 23, 2004

White Glove Inspection

To use a white glove to probe the anus or fondle the genitalia of a person.

"He's going to get a white glove inspection from the Dean, today," Mark said. "That's what you get for going to an extremely religious school."

by Orkut25678 December 3, 2009

Turkish glove

A sexual practice in which one forces one’s sexual mate/partner to take an entire box of laxatives. One then waits for the fountain of shit to come out of the partner’s anus and then uses one’s hand to reflect the fountain of shit back into the direction of one’s partner. If done correctly, shit should cover one’s hand like a glove. One then severs his or her own hand off and the two partners eat it only using their mouths while jerking themselves off.

Oh shit, I told Clara to give me a Turkish glove yesterday and she did… it was so good.

by Pen1sMaster October 21, 2021