Alabama Glove Puppet

A sexual position in where the male sticks his hand inside a condom like a glove and proceeds to fist their partner, slowly opening and closing their hand rapidly

Did you hear that Tyler gave John the Alabama Glove Puppet? He couldn't walk straight for a week!

by Kavukkii March 15, 2021

Glove love

A cute expression derived from a childrens tv show. Often used between to say they love each other, but in friendships rather than being in love.

"See ya next week nic"

"glove love"

by DaisyPants April 27, 2010

Liquid Glove Love

When you jizz onto you hand and walk through a crowd of people, smack the piss out of one of them, and run away before they know it was you.

I Liquid Glove Loved Dave in the mall yesterday, he almost shit!

by Nick January 24, 2004

the white glove treatment

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and then smacks his woman across the face.

dude did you give her the white glove treatment?
hellz yea man, got her good too!!!!

by thewebsiteisdownn November 1, 2010

the love glove

the act of putting icy hot or bengay on a condom and inserting it in a vagina.

last night i gave that drunk chick the love glove and she cried

by kklfkdflsex July 7, 2010

voltars angry glove

when you are fisting a girl and you grab the first thing you feel and pull

she was a bitch so i gave her voltars angry glove

by shit face January 9, 2005

fits like a glove

When you slide in with little to no space left

When Bakkum enters he fits like a glove

by Bassdrumdude June 26, 2016