Fruwend

A fruwend is a higher category than an ordinary friend. A fruwend gets you, and even if they don’t -which can happen- they always try their best to do so. Because they care. A fruwendship needs to be 2 sided, meaning you would do the same for you fruwend. The contrary is no aceptable for this level of friendship. You will always care. Fruwendships have diferent levels. They are incremental as years pass, time is knowledge. Knowledge facilitates getting each other.

You are my fruwend

by Meijow September 28, 2019

frozen butter in a sock

The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please

Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)

by Fuck idk what to put here November 20, 2019

frowan

A frowan is when Rowan likes Frozen 2 and he says he’s gay

Bro frowan is like 2’5” now, he grew!

by I don’t know what 2 + 2 is November 23, 2019

frozen head

Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C

Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?

by Germ Keymoff March 9, 2020

Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer

Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now

by le scrape March 12, 2020

Frozen Man Syndrom

Slowly dying from lack of warm cuddles.

She hasn't had cuddles in ages. She's dying from "frozen man syndrome"

by Fishman67 June 2, 2020

Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 18, 2020