the freezing point of water

69 degrees.

What’s the freezing point of water?

69 degrees.

by Chance52 February 2, 2022

crumb freeze

When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.

Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.

by Messy Hillman August 21, 2007

freezing cold take

something parker blessing will not stop saying

that’s a freezing cold take

by Slothman2246 February 6, 2023

Freezing ass German

A freezing ass German can be defined as a Nazi, who heads for Moscow, but gets fucked by the weather. This slang was used most in WW2.

“Bro look at that freezing ass German in the distance! They’ll never reach Moscow!”

by Le foggy fag May 15, 2021

teenage freeze

When teens go through puberty and you stop tells ng stuff to adults

Why don't u tell me? I'm going through teenage freeze

by Teenage_Freeze January 26, 2018

Plan Freeze

Indecisive. Unable to make a decision. Paralyzed by planning.

Hannah - “Okay so we’re going to the beach, at 9 am, maybe 10 am, I’ll drive, we’ll drive, drive the truck, your mom’s truck, so no bike, well yes bike, no bike with a lap top, do your therapy, at your mom’s house, bike down, join us, too hot, you paid for it, enjoy it, get it, great job, plan done.”

Emory - ***inside thought - PLAN PARALYSIS***

Hannah - “Are you alright?”

Emily - “I’ve got plan paralysis.”

Hannah - “What’s that?”

Rory - “Plan Freeze means she can’t make a decision.”

by TheBenAflack July 20, 2022

Freezing hot

When you cold on the inside, but hot on the outside do to fever or other illness.

The worst part about having the flu is being freezing hot because I can't make up my mind between the heater or the air conditioner

by LaurdaT January 18, 2015