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wellborn florida

A little old town in Florida where Hot chicks live
Heschel:Where do you live?
Jennifer:I live in a little town in Florida called Wellborn ;)so I live in Wellborn Florida
by angle_from_1990@hotmail.com September 29, 2006
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Florida Gators

The name given to sports teams of the University of Florida. Who's football team is the most recognizable. Who's fans are almost as annoying as New York Jets fans, but because of their recent success and backing up their trash talking have since become less annoying. Who's quarter back. Tim Tebow, while a quality football player, is easily the most overrated player in the history of college football(I mean who can't bowl over small and weak tackling DB's if they're 6'3 240 lbs? Or run 4 yards into the endzone?). Who's also fans enjoy poking fun at historically better Florida football programs(Florida State University and University of Miami) for being "thugs", "criminals", and the ever so popular "Official supplier to state prisons". Despite having close to 30 arrests since Urban Meyer took over as head coach. University of Miami arrests since Randy Shannon took over? 1-Robert Marve was arrested for breaking a car mirror. UM-5 UF-3 FSU-2

Enough said.
Gators fan 1, "Good thing there's no thugs or gangsters up here in pretty ole hicksville we call home."

Gators fan 2, "You mean like Tallahassee and Miami? Yeah, they're just a bunch of thugs and gangsters"

Gators fan 3, "TIM TEBOW!!!!! FLORIDA-TIM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!!-GAT-IM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!ORS!!!"

Hurricanes fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Seminoles fans."

Seminoles fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Hurricanes fans."
by BetterRecord? December 12, 2009
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florida booty

a rear end that is so large, it practically has a shelf and/or its own zip code (pending approval). usually created by excessive amounts of sitting, lack of exercise, and an over-abundance of carbs in the diet. usually, completely out of proportion to the upper half of the body, which is typically petite, and/or quite fit.
That girl's got a Florida Booty bigger'n Jupiter!
by jasmynflower March 5, 2009
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Florida Girls

Oh, those girls are such florida girls!
by hahuehau December 14, 2016
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florida paddle

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.
by Miki Dora December 30, 2013
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Killed by Florida

Killed by Florida started years ago out of the depressed swamp of south Florida, full of hate and angst. We are politically charged and fast as hell. We are anti-religion, anti-racist, anti-transphobia, and anti-war.

Rivs- lead guitar

Scala- bass

Alex- drums

Jammer- lead vocals.
I went and saw killed by Florida live. It was the best show I had ever been to!
by DeDuke August 24, 2023
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clermont florida

where's clermont florida?
by kissmewinchester June 23, 2017
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