Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.

Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.

by Eneunoic September 24, 2021

floppy coral

While sex used position. Woman kneels down and punches man's nuts. She then squeezes them. After he screams in pain, he inserts his penis into a bottle of coke. then he cums inside of it.

Let's do the floppy coral.

by Hans Writterman January 15, 2022

Floppy Drived

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.

We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.

by tedmosbysexarchitect December 27, 2021

floppy disk

yay floppy disks cute

cute floppy disk

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022

Floppy walrus

A sex move, with the man on top. Similar to missionary, but the does not hold himself up. Instead just flop around like a beached walrus.

“Oh bro, you totally should have been there, I just did the floppy walrus and she loved it!”

by Rubydoooooooo April 7, 2022

Floppy flapper

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.

Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night

Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.

Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.

by Odinson01 May 24, 2022

Floppy Style

Having vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis.

I was smacking her floppy style last night, didn't even get hard before I came.

by Thephallicprophet May 28, 2022