finish the bacon

When there are sexual encounters yet to be finished, and they are very very serious.

man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon

by sierynn February 3, 2017

Finnish bidet

A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)

Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it

by Wizard of Cummies December 20, 2017

filis

Phil is more joks than deej unless ur boogie deej or hoodie deej, just regular deej is one of demost

dude i got a boogie phil, cross phil, legendary phil

deej ur kinna

check out a yung kunger

Being filis is just joks because u find a lot of boogie mouz's

Kinna joks

by filis.filis June 11, 2018

Fitnis

Fitness for dyslexic people or people who value muscles more than spelling.

Tom: what sport do you do?

Mike: I do fitnis.
Tom: are you dyslexic?

by a3ano_013 July 10, 2018

Finishless

Doesn’t have an ending and cannot be finished

My love is for you finishless

by Sopheia October 22, 2018

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

Finnish Fire Spell

Another word for Molotov Cocktail, an incendiary device used by the Finns during the Winter War, and was first used in the Spanish Civil War, before they were named after Soviet Foreign Minister Vyacheslav M. Molotov, who remarked that the bombing runs on Finland were actually supply drops, which they weren't, as one could guess.

"Did you see those LARPers using their Finnish Fire Spell to light their campfire?"

by ytphantom April 11, 2019