fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

Fecal-Focused

That thing where your friend tells you about their brontosaurus poops, their pebble poops, and everything in between.

You tell me everything about your bowel movements; their consistency, size, frequency, etc. You’re very fecal-focused.

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomous nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to “fatality”.

Chad 1: did you hear about Estéban’s Dad causing that shoplifter to have a fecality?

Chad 2: What!? No dude, what’s that!?

Chad 1: he judo threw him so hard that he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

fecal prick

a Piece of Shit person is a Fecal Prick

imma fecal prick i got no excuse, but just to bust it loose because it seemed legit, Sixx Digit

by MBK419 February 26, 2015

Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.

Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by anonymous June 22, 2024

fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009