Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties

I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate

by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010

fatty johamagans

big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.

there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.

"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."

"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."

"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."

"i'm returtled."

by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009

Fatty Bear

Fatty Bear is the main character in the terrifying game "Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise". Fatty is known for being annoying as feck and rumours have swirled that he is actually the little girl named'Kayla' on acid.

Fatty Bear? More like Bore Ragnarok

by RockabillyFlowerChild November 11, 2020

Fatty McFattenburg

One who's proportions allow for there comparison to a blimp

Did you see the size of Fatty McFattenburg over there on the line for cotton candy? WOW!

by Fugly Racin October 19, 2009

fatty job

-(n)the art of an overweight person giving oral sex by putting the male sex organ in their fat roles and massaging it as one would do when giving a hand job.

Michael ran out of lube so Mason used the grease from the leftover KFC to give him a fatty job.

by Mason Curran January 13, 2011

fatty jiggle

The act of firmly grabbing a roll of fat from someone's waist and shaking it like jello. Works best when applied to a muffin top.

Yo, check out the epic muffin top on that girl. I'm gonna sneak behind her and give her a fatty jiggle.

by Tres equis September 30, 2011

Fatty Pancakes

A fat person.

Dude, this plane is crowded and I'm not going to sit next to fatty pancakes over there.

by Use this term daily June 30, 2009