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full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.
"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."
by Magogigle October 23, 2009
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full mattress

a large amount of money. The term was featured the song "im good" by Clipse when he said, "My mattress is full, why shouldnt I be out?"
Son, my mattress is full we hittin Vegas!

"Do you have any money?"

"I gotta full mattress"
by XFlurry October 26, 2009
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Full Rooster

Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, giving the appearance of a roosters beard and tail.
Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.
by Swiss Bank Arsonists February 9, 2012
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Full Freight Parent

Parent(s) of a college student who did not receive any financial aid thereby requiring the parents to foot the entire cost of the college education.
Bubba University is pleased to sponsor a light luncheon to honor our Full Freight Parents. Our Full Freight Parents will also be given preferred parking at this year's graduation.
by Theamazingken July 24, 2012
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full-part-time job

Any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn't anything you can do about it because you're too much of a pussy to say anything.
Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?

Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.

Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?

Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.
by slamm3r August 7, 2012
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Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012
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full of BS

by aeri November 2, 2013
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