Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014

bonafide freelancer

A genuine working worker in his/her work. In other words self-employed.

That guy is the only bonafide freelancer at this city.

by John went May 5, 2016

Scumbag freeloader

A scumbag freeloader is someone who walks in your house without permission and snoops around for your snacks and drinks and takes them without asking because he thinks he's so cool with everyone he knows. Scumbag freeloaders smoke all your weed because there too cheap to buy any themselves. They are lowlife leeches and they suck all they free stuff they can off of you until your out of stuff then they move on to the next person.

For example; if I had a friend named "scum".

Scum just walked into my house & took all my food what a scumbag freeloader.

That scumbag freeloader just broke my fire pit and said it was going to happen anyways, to get himself out of paying for it.

by Scumbag ballentine😀 October 14, 2016

scumbag freeloader

A scumbag freeloader is someone who smokes all your weed, drinks all your drinks, walks in your house without permission, and snoops for anything possible that they can mooch off and take. They don't ever have anything to provide themselves and use everyone they can. They think there cool with everyone & think its ok to ask you for food, drinks, money, & weed. They make sure they get everything they want one way or another & there scums.

That scumbag freeloader keeps smoking up all my weed.

A scumbag freeloader is a stupid mooching leech who suvks everything they can off everyone.

by Scumbag ballentine😀 October 13, 2016

broken feely

A nerd with the belief that weed is trash and dumb to smoke, plays fighting games because he isn’t good enough for any other, and sounds like a automobile coming to and abrupt stop when they think something is very histericle

Yo cuz you actin like a broken feely, weed is good

Why do you sound like a broken feely

by The nerd definer February 6, 2018

micheal feely

When you’re having sex with a man and secrete waste all over their face then wiping it onto their partners lips and then begin to make out right after cumming into their rear end

Dude I just gave this guy a nasty Micheal feely!

by Shawnshewmaker October 21, 2020

fast freezy

the abrupt ending of a conversation or action towards you

My computer pulled a fast freezy when it stopped working in the middle of my essay.

by mermaid2001 February 2, 2021