St.Francis de sales Highschool

St Francis desales Highschool is a gay ass boring ass lame ass high school with racist teachers that favor every white student in existence. It’s also famously known for a rape incident that happened in the school parking lot with administrators such as bill stellar sugar coating it.

“Omg you go to St.Francis de sales Highschool that lame ass school”

by Desales class of 2020 September 9, 2021

Saled

(v) when a guy acts on romantic feelings or like he’s dating a girl but then says he’s confused about his feelings

“I don’t know what’s happening. He kissed me, but then he said he’s confused about how he feels about me. I think I am being saled!”

by cabin 8! July 27, 2021

Garage Sale

When people try to make a profit off of objects/junk they never bought themselves.

Person 1: (hangs up sign for garage sale)
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale

by Shuastereno October 23, 2012

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012

Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

Olesen Sale

When a company raises prices by a large percentage, then declares a sale on the same items for a smaller percentage, giving the impression of big savings but in reality pocketing higher profits than usual. References Little House on the Prairie episode "Harriet's Happenings" (1978) in which the Mrs. Oleson raises the price of her goods 50% but advertises a 30% discount. "We'll make a 20% profit!"

"This TV cost less money before Black Friday! What an Olesen Sale!"

by KittenWithaWhip December 1, 2011

garabage sale

a yard sale or garage sale to make a little money by selling things you should have thrown in the garbage

I'm having a garabage sale to keep from going to the dump...

by goldwingnut March 19, 2011