Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.
Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.
by veeeeee March 23, 2013

BangChan: ‘ What is flirting? I’ve never heard of it’
Stay: ‘yeah okay bud whatever you say’
BangChan: *Proceeds to prove stay right *
Stay: ‘yeah okay bud whatever you say’
BangChan: *Proceeds to prove stay right *
by Lazy_stay July 3, 2024

Random person 1: Hey me and this chick have been suicidal flirting
Random person 2: oh shit lemme see
Messages:
“Dont kys you are too beautiful to die ❤️”
“Awww, i dont want to to die either”
Random person 2: oh shit lemme see
Messages:
“Dont kys you are too beautiful to die ❤️”
“Awww, i dont want to to die either”
by Misery__ January 31, 2025

A really corny flirting method when someone write's their crush/partner's name on urban dictionary and filling the definition with really sweet and kind words thinking that their significant other will actually see that shit (spoiler alert: they won't)
person: "says here fred is an amazing sweet kind caring person who is the best boy ever i love him so much"
other person: "the dude who wrote that must be urban dictionary flirting"
other person: "the dude who wrote that must be urban dictionary flirting"
by PuffPlayer August 7, 2025

when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction
"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"
by dickrider39 November 13, 2023

When your chic thinks you ain’t looking, and twists her ass or shoots a wink...or even bats an eye to the next one
by Big dicolas October 22, 2018

by Rickythickrings May 30, 2019
