Evan

I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor

Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok

Evan by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

Evan

A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.

Evan is a queer

Evan by Joey sense November 15, 2019

Evan

A STUPID HEAD BOI WHO EATS PENCILS

"Dude... what's up with that evan kid?"
"Idk, I heard that he eats pencils"

Evan by Willowside_aj November 15, 2019

Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

Evan by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

Evan

A complete dumbshit, also known as test failure, will be rich jkkjkjk

Evan is the worst.

Evan by qt...gayy November 25, 2019

Evan

A stupid evan is a person who hates all humans and is a robot

Evan is a bad person

Evan by Stupid888 November 26, 2019

Evan

A fat fucking loser who keeps trying to live his days of JV basketball.

Evan is on an amazing weight gain journey

Evan by BibBibBob December 2, 2019