Evan Peters

the man that turned my lesbian ass Bi

Evan peters is the best looking man on earth and the LOML followed by Harry Styles, Cillian Murphy, Zach Effron, and Tom Holland

by Kayleigh Dunne November 16, 2021

Evan Jennings

ahh, Evan, the psychotic, machete-loving, sexy-voiced and violent male that seems to have crawled straight out of hell. Best known for the popular slenderverse web series, 'everymanHYBRID', where he played himself and a demonic being named HABIT, Evan also has a separate youtube channel where he plays video games. Also, BEWARE, he ate a baby!

oh god! I think he just ate a baby!

who IS he!?

that sexy beast is Evan Jennings!

by Danger=Home July 10, 2018

Evan GEEDson

A particular type of Evan that has an abnormal amount of GEED like tendencies. Most love the movie titanic and eating sticks of butter.

Oh man look at that Evan, HES REALLY GEEDISH. He must be a Evan GEEDson!

by ChaneyMeister November 15, 2022

Evan Peters

The baddest motherfuckin actor that ever lived.

Me: Evan Peters is the shit.

by yaknowimthebaddest January 5, 2012

gay evan

A tall coconut haired male that suck long black cock and takes it in his tight hairy asshole and loves getting drench in hot white cum

Me and Gay Evan had so much hardcore fun last night

by cocklover4375893460737547052 March 9, 2016

Evan Phillips

Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.

“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”

by evandagoon April 3, 2020

greasy evan

when someone is so immensly greasy and or smelly and gets mad easily, that you want to kick them in the shin and stab them to death with your nipples

did you see that greasy evan?
yea, ew.

by peopelpoop November 18, 2011