epic nub

a person who demonstrates the qualities of being nubbish to an unheard of degree

Joe sucks at pimp wars. I said "pimp that tree" and he gave up. What an Epic Nub.

by Jmaze April 5, 2007

Epic Dream

It is a dream that feels incredibly realistic and this dream will always wake you up immediatley.

I just had an epic dream that I was falling down a flight of stairs and then I woke up and it felt like it actually happened.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Epic person

Someone who is the most awesome person you will meet, and won't take no for an answer. They are, all in all, just plain EPIC!

Woah, That guy is a totally epic person!

by Leonidas Raistlin Knowitall December 27, 2011

Epic Fail

an epic fail is a term used when something unexpectedly funny happens or is happening.

A Sign that says "We sell the best GLASS" and the G and L have been blown away so it says "We sell the best ASS" Epic Fail

or

A Coca Cola truck carrying Pepsi products.Epic Fail

by Simpsonfan15 February 28, 2010

epic fail

When something is ruined horribly, or is buggy beyond belief. Full of fail.

The Kiwibox 3.0 web page will be an epic fail.

by bestestfiend November 1, 2009

epic fail

A phrase quite common on the internet used to describe an idiot, weeabo or wapanese.



However, the phrase itself began to 'epically fail' when fourteen year old kids started spouting it at their parents.

Online:
4chanmemesaddict: so then this n00b was like "what's a meme?" and i was like "epic phail lul!"
gaiafaggot4life: LULZ ORLY?

In real life:
Dad: Now James, I want you to clean your room and stop watching those anime lesbian pornos
Little Jimmy: God Dad, you are so epic fail!

by asdfghjklgads January 21, 2009

Epic Failure

1.When someone completely fails at life.

2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.

Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.

1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.

2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.

3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.

4.Failure to commit suicide.

5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: I actualy know someone that did #5

by Allrize April 29, 2008