The feeling a husband feels after his wife says she's too tired for sex, but then she stays up late posting to Pintrest.
Mike: Why did you come to bed so late?
Sally: I was on Pintrest until 2:00 am
Mike: But you said you wanted to go to bed early because you were so exhausted?
Sally: I think you have Pintrest Envy.
Sally: I was on Pintrest until 2:00 am
Mike: But you said you wanted to go to bed early because you were so exhausted?
Sally: I think you have Pintrest Envy.
by Phil A. Buster May 31, 2013
Get the Pintrest Envymug. My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.
by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012
Get the dumpster-envymug. by quixoticelixer June 30, 2022
Get the Gender Envymug. these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.
by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011
Get the vagina envymug. Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.
Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
by PaulCR February 19, 2009
Get the Lense Envymug. When you like someones status comment, picture comment or wall post on you're facebook.
You don't do it just because you like the post or comment but because you envy it so much you can't think of anything better to comment.
for example if their joke is too funny and you can't top it, instead of trying a comment back you just like their comment, to save perhaps embaressing yourself or wrecking their comment or post.
Other examples are when theirs no need for a comment and you're just showing you're envy of their facebook comment or post. this can be on your facebook or someone elses, see example 2.
Not to be confused with a Pitty Like
You don't do it just because you like the post or comment but because you envy it so much you can't think of anything better to comment.
for example if their joke is too funny and you can't top it, instead of trying a comment back you just like their comment, to save perhaps embaressing yourself or wrecking their comment or post.
Other examples are when theirs no need for a comment and you're just showing you're envy of their facebook comment or post. this can be on your facebook or someone elses, see example 2.
Not to be confused with a Pitty Like
Your status: Just watched the 40 year old virgin, it was fucking great.
Mark's comment: Awh man i I love that movie
You're comment: You know how i know you're gay?
Mark's comment: Because you're gay and can tell who else is gay?
*You like this comment*
Dude1: Man mark tottaly got me in my status about that new Judd Apatow movie, I had to give him an Envy Like.
Dude2: Yeah I seen that, it was a clear envy like, that could be embaressing if you guys werent good friends..
Example 2
Craig's status: Just had amazing pizza, weed and sex with my girlfriend multiple times on each front.
*You like this status*
Guy 1: Man did you see criags latest facebook post? sounds like he's having a great day, i Had to give him an envy like.
Guy 2: Fuck, I can't wait to get home and envy like that shit.
Mark's comment: Awh man i I love that movie
You're comment: You know how i know you're gay?
Mark's comment: Because you're gay and can tell who else is gay?
*You like this comment*
Dude1: Man mark tottaly got me in my status about that new Judd Apatow movie, I had to give him an Envy Like.
Dude2: Yeah I seen that, it was a clear envy like, that could be embaressing if you guys werent good friends..
Example 2
Craig's status: Just had amazing pizza, weed and sex with my girlfriend multiple times on each front.
*You like this status*
Guy 1: Man did you see criags latest facebook post? sounds like he's having a great day, i Had to give him an envy like.
Guy 2: Fuck, I can't wait to get home and envy like that shit.
by Frasemaster 5 March 3, 2011
Get the Envy Likemug. When tween stars such as Justin Bieber instill within you a range of emotions based on jealousy, caused by a misplaced and egotistical belief on your part that it should be you that is being adored, even though in most cases you are 30+ years old, unattractive, and have no discernible talent of your own.
(40 year old woman on the telephone)- "Did you see that Rebecca Black video? I want HER life...I got some bad tweenis envy!"
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
Get the Tweenis Envymug.