Alimentary Envy

The Alimentary Canal is where your food goes down. Alimentary Envy is wanting to eat what someone else is eating

That Lasagna caused major Alimentary Envy

by yuba gurl April 28, 2015

dumpster-envy

When you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.

My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.

by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012

Gender Envy

when someone who is trans is envious of a cis person and how they look

john frusciante, josh klinghoffer, and dave navarro give me such gender envy

by quixoticelixer June 30, 2022

vagina envy

when a man or woman watches girl on girl porn and wants to join in, leaving him/her jealous.

these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

Cullen envy

Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.

"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."

by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010

Parrot Envy

When a teenager cannot contain their envy at a parrot's sense of style and goes way overboard with a mowhawk!

Dude, that guys got Parrot Envy!

by Sum gurl wiv nuffin 2 do January 16, 2011

Libido envy

The resentment that some homophobes hold against queers.

They(homophobes) think they(queers) are having a better sex life than they(queers) are and this is one motivation that they have for gay-bashing.

based on the Freudian term "Penis envy"

His libido envy was a major reason that he hated gays.

by sgk1961 June 9, 2010