Alimentary Envy

The Alimentary Canal is where your food goes down. Alimentary Envy is wanting to eat what someone else is eating

That Lasagna caused major Alimentary Envy

by yuba gurl April 28, 2015

dumpster-envy

When you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.

My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.

by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012

Gender Envy

when someone who is trans is envious of a cis person and how they look

john frusciante, josh klinghoffer, and dave navarro give me such gender envy

by quixoticelixer June 30, 2022

vagina envy

when a man or woman watches girl on girl porn and wants to join in, leaving him/her jealous.

these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

Lense Envy

Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.

Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!

by PaulCR February 19, 2009

Cullen envy

Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.

"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."

by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010

Tweenis Envy

When tween stars such as Justin Bieber instill within you a range of emotions based on jealousy, caused by a misplaced and egotistical belief on your part that it should be you that is being adored, even though in most cases you are 30+ years old, unattractive, and have no discernible talent of your own.

(40 year old woman on the telephone)- "Did you see that Rebecca Black video? I want HER life...I got some bad tweenis envy!"

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011