Emergency Meal

The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.

Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."

by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016

Emergency Hands

A person who can not fight but is able to get down if need be.

That boy Raymond cant fight but he got them emergency hands.

by rashad011 January 25, 2017

Emefop

Eee-Mee-Fop

Early morning erection full of piss

Being when you awaken with a boner and very much in need of taking a piss

Hey I've got a full on emefop here so there are two options: we can use it or I'm going to have to run to the toilet...

by Run DMT July 5, 2017

Emergency Cuddle

A cuddle given in a short amount of time, usually in times of panic and distress

My boyfriend was so scared of the clowns, I had to give him an emergency cuddle.

by Jaan Jaan August 5, 2017

emeralddragon500

someone who is amazing at a game

that minecrafter he is such an emeralddragon500

by luke beall is gay November 17, 2017

emeko

A really nice and curious person she is very indepedent and has the worst love life but has the best love to give

Emeko is such an independent girl

by Kikaa February 19, 2018

emergency stamp

Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes

Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.

Here buddy I have my emergency

stamp for last minute mail

That is so emergency stamp

Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps

by TheKingEli July 9, 2018