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Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
by licktenstein October 3, 2018
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drifting

Noun

While in the process of giving fellatio, the penis misses the giver's mouth and starts streaking away on the face, sometimes piercing the cheekbone.

Typically occurs when the person giving fellatio is inebriated, exhausted, barely awoken from sleep to perform the act, or otherwise mind-altered by drugs or medication.
"Hey Greg. Wake up, man! You're drifting, and now my dick is stabbing your cheek. Get it together, and THEN you can go back to sleep!"
by Japanese Doll Peddler June 4, 2021
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Visit Drift

When a visit with a friend or relative is prolonged unnecessarily with limited benefit.
We need to avoid visit drift with your family today...I would like to get home early!
by Bored daughter-in-law August 1, 2012
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DRIFT PRINCIPLE

The idea that when a system optimizes too fast (for efficiency, engagement, or simplicity), the fidelity of meaning drops and reality starts to feel thinner, flatter, or slightly fake. It’s what happens when everything becomes streamlined but nothing feels grounded anymore.
Instagram used to feel real, but now it’s all the same recycled vibe. Total Drift Principle. Compression outran fidelity.”
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions November 5, 2025
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the Drift

Alternative way of saying "That's the move" and/or "That's not the move" In other words, saying that the topic of conversation is agreeable.
Danny: "Let's drink before going to the club."

Celeste: "Yeah that sounds like the drift, let's save money live better."
by Cunaynay May 5, 2023
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nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.
I've got nut drift on my right side.
by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018
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