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doughnut

GROWTH
Doughnut is a nut that grows on the doughnut tree that grows in hot environments. Some varieties are easier to grow than others and require less sprinkles, but all need to be watered with hot oil to ripen. Although this type of nut is very resistant it is still not without pests. Often you can find cops also known as police hanging on the trees eating these delicious treats which significantly reduces the harvest that costs farmers up to 10 billion dollars a year. There is no know pesticide for them yet although you distract them by damaging the environment around them.

NUTRITION
Doughnuts are well known for their great and healthy nutrients. They contain carbs that digest fast which raises our blood sugar quickly. They also contain lots of trans fats with 0 fiber which makes them one of the better options to clog your arteries and get diabetes. It also has minimal protein, minerals and vitamins so you can be certain that the body won't be able to function normally, renew itself and build its muscles.

CONLUSON
If you want to live a shorter life with lower physical and mental quality the doughNUT is one of your TOP choices!!! Other choices would be drinking used oil from restaurants, eating spam or watching kids content on YouTube.
Gordon Ramsay: is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Chef: The salad.
Gordon R: You fucking doughNUT, of course you don't put the fucking salad in a microwave.
by AZi1123 February 13, 2021
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Dollars to doughnuts

used to bring/call/draw attention to one's confidence.
"I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he's a medical student"
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
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Doughnut operator

Doughnut operator YouTuber twitch streamer And owner of Five O Skate shop with a remarkable mustache Sometimes he has a mustache sometimes he don’t
Hi doughnut operator that is a stunning mustache you have there
by BadKarma714 September 18, 2020
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Sausage Doughnut

by CraZKchick June 11, 2023
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Tossin’ a doughnut

In baseball, when the pitcher/defense does not let the opposing team score a run. Also known as a shutout.
Damn, Powermill’s tossin’ a doughnut!
by Chipdaddy6 November 6, 2020
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Jelly doughnut

Just before ejaculation you turn your partners asshole inside out so it's blood red and the proceed to cum inside it resulting in the appearance of a freshly bitten jelly doughnut
"I gave the misses a jelly doughnut last night definitely made a bit of a mess"
by Franklinnn_ January 19, 2024
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Doughnutting

The process of having intercourse with a girl while simultaneously attaching a donut onto your genetalia until climax is reached. Then “ice” the donut and make your partner consume it
Yo bro last night was crazy I was doughnutting that bitch Sommer
by Babymaker12 November 29, 2023
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