salad dodger

an over weight person

by jason brown December 9, 2002

dodgen middle school

a nice school located in Cobb County GA. the staff of the school include; crazy legs (the janitor with a bum leg), an insane 6th grade science teacher (she tells her secrets to chickens because pigs cant keep secrets and she got abducted by aliens...), and a 7th grade SS teacher spawned in the fires of hell. ( she could actually be Satan.)

dodgen middle school
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by ginger kid95 July 18, 2009

dodge

Occures in online gaming when a player talks trash and then refuses to back it up when a better player challenges him to a game. The "Dodge" is often followed up with a lame excuse as to why he can't play the better player.

NoobKid: I just pwnd you AveragePlayer!
NoobKid: You suck you noob!
AveragePlayer: You got lucky, I suck on that map.
NoobKid: Your clan sucks! I pwn everyone you n00bs!
GosuClanLeader: STFU noob and 1v1 me if you think your so good!
NoobKid: Can't.
AveragePlayer: Why... you know you will lose? ROFL
NoobKid: Mom needs computer, I g2g.
GosuClanLeader: OMFG! dodge me more plz!
AveragePlayer: ROFL!! Biggest dodge I've ever seen.

by mac6433 April 13, 2005

Dodge Grand Caravan

The van you drive that belongs to your mom because you can't afford your own car.

Person 1: You actually drive a Dodge Grand Caravan?
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.

by GodsDemonHunter October 1, 2008

dodge

To runaway, escape, or use ninja-tactics (such as teleportation, or smoke-bomb-and-backflip) to avoid being caught.

damn yo, this place is crazy lame... lets dodge.

Oh no! it's the fuzz! dodge, yo!

by Dangar The Mighty August 27, 2003

Dodge

1. a healthy alternative to a cuss word

1. SHUT THE DODGE UP!
2. YOU'RE SUCH A DODGIN' DODGE
3. You're full of dodge!

by blake6969 October 14, 2007

Ken Dodd

The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd.

I Ken Dodded your mum.

I tommy tanked over my mrs last night and it went in her hair. Now she loooks like Ken Dodd

by evil_moses January 10, 2009