Cunty Personality Disorder

Also know as CPD, it causes one to have a cunt like personality. Symptoms include complaining, whining, and general ass chapness. As far as medical scientists know, there is currently no cure. Usually self diagnosed or by an immediate friend or family member. The person will act extremely entitled and not want to ever not get their way.

Im sorry ma'am but Your daughter has cunty personality disorder. I'm afraid you and your family are in for quite the emotional basket case.

by Joke Of The Day 4 December 26, 2019

repetitive 'like' disorder

When someone uses like way too much in a conversation, usually to connect ideas and thoughts.

"Alright, so he was like so cute! I was like so happy that like I met him. He's like so kind and he like always like cheering me up when I was like down and stuff. So I was like asking him if he like wanted to like go out and he was like..."
"OMG, shut up! You got a serious case of repetitive 'like' disorder!"

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

Multiple Curiosity Disorder

Being too curious for one's own good. One who is easily distracted. One who has lots of ideas and unfinished projects. Never bored.

They thought she had A.D.H.D. but found out it was just 'multiple curiosity disorder'. There isn't medication for that.

by Daily Poetics January 22, 2011

sad nigga disorder

also known as “SND”

also relates to sad nigga hours

A: You good bro?
B: Nah bro, i’ve come down with a case of SND
A: Sad nigga disorder? That’s tough

by andy0827438 May 11, 2019

Anime Obsessive Disorder

Someone who is extremely obsessed with anime - anime wallpaper, body pillow, anime games, can't go a day without watching anime, et cetera.

Man, Hailey really does have Anime Obsessive Disorder. She's even got a body pillow!

by GamingDUAL October 19, 2020

among us disorder

The inability to see a one colored shape with white circle and not give an Among Us reference

Person 1: *sees anything*
Person 1: "Wow guys look imposter is sus"
Person 2: "among us!!!"
Person 3: *starts humming among drip*

Person 4: "Can't believe they have an among us disorder"

by mimasterace February 22, 2021

hobby fascination disorder

n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.

Don't pet him, he's got hfd(hobby fascination disorder.

by alpha nfi December 27, 2008