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Ding-Dong

Ding Dong can mean multiple things, It can mean a door bell is ringing, Also, If you call someone a ding dong, It can mean that you are calling them dumb, or stupid.
1.) I heard a ding dong! that must mean that my party guests are here!
2.) You're a ding-dong
by Arithmitic February 25, 2022
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Ding Dong Di

Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.
Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial
by fryck April 5, 2022
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Ding Dong

Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.
Why the fuck is ding dong in your god damn search history?!
by ColorfulMarshadow April 16, 2020
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Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex
"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019
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Ding dong

The head of Year 7 2019 in st Leonard’s. She’s an absolute prick and everyone hates her and she loves putting people on report
Perisa: Ding dong I hate you

Ding dong: Report !!!!
by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019
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Ding dong destroyer

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003
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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
mugGet the avocado cracker ding dongmug.

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