What the [deuce]?

A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"

"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 27, 2005

incendiary deuce

A bowel movement that leaves your asshole with a burning sensation. This condition may result from consumption of large quantities of sharp cheddar and crackers. There is no known cure, you just have to wait it out.

"Fuck, I just dropped a severe deuce."
"Severe? How so?"
"That shit was an incendiary deuce...my ass is on fire!"

by spodacus January 18, 2008

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

excuse deuce

As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap

"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"

"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"

"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"

by D rock 27 September 28, 2011

Droppin Deuce

Taking a shit.

Damn! It stanks! Your girlfriend just ended up Droppin Deuce amd backing up the plumbing!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.

When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.

by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015

deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008