stack in the deck

Is when you shove your penis in a deck of cards and ask your sexual partner, "Pick a card any card." He/She will be tempted to pick your dick and then suck it.

He pulled a stack in the deck on me and it worked.

by GaryOak2320 November 3, 2013

one-decked

when a person is knocked to the floor in one punch

did you see that fight before? deanus got one-decked

by deanus fozard May 15, 2007

One-deck

To have one deck. Or to have One-Deck? that is the question...Well to have have One-Deck is to sleep with one of my so-called friends, and to be male

I'm gay. I've had One-Deck!!!!

by big gay al June 17, 2003

Swab the Deck

When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)

"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!

by jjv3b7 February 11, 2010

deck of squares

a deck meaning a pack, and squares meaning cigarettes.
A pack of cigarettes.

I'm going to the store for a deck of squares.

by Mr. Elmer Snagnasty July 25, 2011

shuffleing the deck

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.

Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man

by mongrelbeast January 11, 2008

Deck Out

Fresh n a outfit and very exclusive with ya fit

MY CLOTHES DECK OUT AND MY SWAGG DECK OUT

by 1Ballette January 13, 2009