Depression

It's the feeling you get when you drop your piece of toast and you stare down at it and then you have the urge of doing suicide. People think the only cure is drugs.

Person 1: *Drops toast*
Person 1: *Jumps off cliff*
Person 2: WHY DID HE KILL HIMSELF!?
Person 3: He had depression. Welcome to the 2nd millenium

by READ THIS BOI December 17, 2019

Depression

Despite common belief, depression is not only feelings of severe despondency and dejection. Depression is the way you feel when your little spider friend jumps into the fan in your room.

Robert: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was so young
Michael: I know right
Max: RIP
Robert: *Cries* Why did he have to die like this?!
Michael: It happens to all of us, It is inevitable.
Robert: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random commercial: Depression is a tangle of multiple symptoms

by WoWoTo June 24, 2019

depression

its when you put on a happy face and go through life knowing that it's not really a gift but more a punishment you will see some people saying some pretty disturbing thing about it and its somewhat true as a person who has it myself I know what some of these things are talking about and some I feel my self too. its the feeling of knowing that some part of you is missing and its in a place that you will never find it will push you tell you can't take it no more and you just feel/say "why" you feel why keep going on only to suffer and then some think why don't I just end it. and the all you see when you open your eyes is a big black void and then there it is you have take your life.....

person1: depression is no joke
person2: well then i amj no joke

person1: well you need some help

by beyond the surface July 8, 2020

depression

What 90% of teens feel everyday of their life. Sometimes suicide and school shooters are involved

I have depression, i will shoot up the school then kill myself tomorrow

by SATAN SOUL December 1, 2017

Depression

When you find out Paulo Dybala isn't transferring to United and the Dybala-Lukaku switch isn't gonna happen; it was too good to be true, so now you mope around all day, since the deal with Bruno Fernandes won't happen either.

I have depression since we spent 200 million on Maguire, James, and Wan Bissaka. We are the dumbest club.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes August 4, 2019

depression

The feeling of no hope, no love, and only hate. Can come with anxiety. Help might come.

Friend: U look down.
Me: I am depressed and have anxiety. I have no hope, no one loves me and I only know hate.
Friend: Be positive
Me: Depression is the feeling of no hope, no love, and only hate. Can come with anxiety.
(Me kills Friend)

by WAKEMEUPINSIDE666 June 1, 2017

depression

the feeling you get when playing minecraft and your girlfriend spawns in another guys house.

son :I have depression. mom: why. son: look at the screen mom: oh

by thetyperboi December 9, 2019