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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Different-Temperature Dog

a Hot Dog that is no longer Hot
dammit, my Hot Dog has become a Different-Temperature Dog (Replace Different-Temperature with a Temperature)

Cold
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Leeiwestein — Surname, spelling forms in different languages.

Leeiwestein (Sometimes: Livestein, Levin) — The surname has Jewish and Russian roots, descended from the Russian surname Levin, from the palm plant Livestona, originating from Southeast Asia and Oceania.
Russian: Ливестеин, ударение: Ливесте́ин, читается как: Ливестэ́ин.
english: Leeiwestein, Sometimes: Livestein, ac (emph): Leeiwestе́in.
Leeiwestein — Surname, spelling forms in different languages.
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Different

A word used to describe someone when you don't want to offend
She is very different
by nojudgement February 4, 2018
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Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.
Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”
by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018
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I feel different.

youmadeithere
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It's... different

The small phrase used when someone sees something new or has a new experience but tries to hide the fact that it is rubbish and horrible.
This soup is good, It's... different.
by The guy with a plan May 29, 2017
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