hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.
Man, zech is such a hobo derp.
by Billymazehere1021 March 04, 2018
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Derp Führer

avowed Orange Nationalist and fan of Hitler, Donald Drumpf, is about to step back in the Nazi White House as Derp Führer and stink up the joint
by Uncle Joosie January 01, 2025
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derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.
I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.
by AndySeentDat January 29, 2016
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derp dolphin

I have got to derp dolphin into the world of bruh moments
by depdolphin yt May 29, 2020
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derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
by B-rizzle February 18, 2025
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derp twad

A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle
Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!
by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014
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