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This is the most unoriginal name in the universe's history. The Davids in this universe are the most boring and naive people in this society. They might look nice and innocent, but trust me they're not. They might be funny sometimes, but sometimes they piss the fu** out of everyone. At first, they might also appear great at studies but trust me they aren't very good. But tbh, they are good. They get bullied sometimes and they control their emotions really well. A David will do anything for his friends, and he is trustworthy. If you don't have a David in your life, trust me you haven't lived your life yet. Everyone needs a David. The reason I wrote this definition was that I was mad at a David in my life. But I've realized that he has a really good sense of humour and has been a really good friend to me. So I hope you liked me too and byeeeeee
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Derived from the Latin word Davidinthian, a David is a Norse creature commonly found in it's natural habitat of Norway and can commonly be found in paintings. A David has the ability to screech so loud it scares all its predators within a 17 mile radius. A David is commonly believed to be born in the underworld and is usually summoned via some kids in a school basement. The average height of a full grown David is about 26ft in demon form and 6’3” in human form. If you come across a David of this kind, you will know because it will have no sense of basic interaction and it might yell at you and initiate it’s attack. If you so happen to be in this situation, spray it with frog urine as it is allergic.
That David over there won’t stop yelling.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
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David is an idiot.
"Look at David! What an idiot!"
by strawberrysugar September 16, 2020
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David is a very weird guy but he is also a very good friend, if u ask him for stuff he most of the time says yes, he is normally famous when he grows up and hes very strong when he works out david is normally white and he is a very awesome and caring person
David is amazing i will never let him go
by LordOfHell0101 October 16, 2020
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Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode
by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022
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A David is a power hungry freak bent on world domination. Davids have haircuts and wear sweater vests. They don't have time for furry animals and run all things in the world. They take pride in throwing laptops and hitting people on their craniums. They generally travel in clumps, and enjoy singing. This is based on my good friend david beckham.
"Hey David. You are a nerd bent on world domination."
by ladygagaandgeorgebushcollide February 17, 2010
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a true bad ass how care for only his closest friends and family usually good looking and smart o and a total ASSHOLE
dude did you hear what David told his boss about not letting him go home cuss his mom was sick
by the asshole name david March 3, 2012
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