david

david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho

Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!

Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david

by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018

David

David is a very weird guy but he is also a very good friend, if u ask him for stuff he most of the time says yes, he is normally famous when he grows up and hes very strong when he works out david is normally white and he is a very awesome and caring person

David is amazing i will never let him go

by LordOfHell0101 October 16, 2020

David

Gets friend zoned all the time he is a good friend but sometimes acts a little weird but he is awesome caring and supportive

Get yourself a David

by 5442 April 27, 2019

David

David is an idiot.

"Look at David! What an idiot!"

by strawberrysugar September 16, 2020

Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions

He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode

by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022

david

A David is a power hungry freak bent on world domination. Davids have haircuts and wear sweater vests. They don't have time for furry animals and run all things in the world. They take pride in throwing laptops and hitting people on their craniums. They generally travel in clumps, and enjoy singing. This is based on my good friend david beckham.

"Hey David. You are a nerd bent on world domination."

by ladygagaandgeorgebushcollide February 18, 2010

David

a true bad ass how care for only his closest friends and family usually good looking and smart o and a total ASSHOLE

dude did you hear what David told his boss about not letting him go home cuss his mom was sick

by the asshole name david January 31, 2012