Danny is the person that nobody wants to be. When he enters a room everyone leaves. He tries his whole life to be like a Cory but can'
t even come close to touching his balls. Danny is the type guy that thinks he is hung but actually has a chode. He tries to impress
girls by bull-riding but actually just likes wearing
clown outfits. Danny once tried to raise a farm but even his own
goat committed suicide. Danny always tries to be a stud like Cory but always fails and ends up like a Carl. His
feet are so bad that that actually used them to portray Smeagol in Lord of the Rings.