bass damages

Da opposite of "treble damages"; it refers to what a court awards you due to a loudspeaker-array's woofers sounding grindy, buzzy, and/or just plain crappy.

You can also be awarded "bass damages" if someone's excessively-loud/thumpy woofers cause hearing-loss and/or structural harm to your property.

by QuacksO November 11, 2020

emotional damage

A word used to describe people that are sad

"you"
"when your dad beats you but you didn't do anything EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

by sad depresson May 6, 2022

emotional damage

memeeeeeeeeeeeeee

emotional damage lol

by helo boi September 7, 2022

Damage Monkey

Damage Monkey

/ˈdamij məNGkē/

Noun

A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.

Interviews is a damage monkey.

by interviews April 28, 2021

statuetory damages

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.

Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.

by QuacksO March 21, 2025

treble damages

What you ask for in a lawsuit against an audio-equipment manufacturer due to your stereo's loudspeakers having a dull muffled "muddy" sound instead of producing crisp high-frequencies as they are supposed to.

I am amazed that anyone would bother suing for treble damages; since many audiophiles --- especially the younger ones --- complain that their systems don't produce enough BASS... usually the midrange and high notes come through just fine.

by QuacksO September 4, 2019

Smoke damage

It’s when a white girl has sex with a black male.

Hey man, That white girl talks funny. You need to make sure she doesn’t have any smoke damage. Oh shit, Her last boyfriend was a guy named Tyrone. Get out of there quick she has smoke damage.

by Phil Suckaloosie September 24, 2023