Custard Breath

the nausiating whiff that eminates from someone's mouth after having eaten chocolate and thus when they are speaking to you very close up afterwards. The smell is rather like custard powder.

uggh! brush your teeth or eat a mint, custard breath

by David Corser August 25, 2008

Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.

"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.

by M15745H1F74 January 31, 2024

Glory Custard

A term synonymous with male ejaculate. I.e. sperm, semen, man mayo, baby batter, etc.

My wife got glory custard all over the back.

by Grabsak Turninkov November 05, 2023

Custard Texting

Texting while taking a shit.

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?

by Club Semilia September 24, 2019

rough custard

When a girl with pimples is giving you a blow job, pull out of her mouth as you are about to cum and let it go all over her face.

"You know that girl Stacy?"

"The one with all the pimples?"

"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."

by Mingegash March 13, 2014

Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 03, 2022