Often played at KKK meetings or by conservatives at gatherings, one person is Donald Trump and must cum in a cup and pass it to another person. They in turn must say something they love about Donald Trump gargle the cum spit back into the cup and pass it to the next person and repeat. If they don’t say anything great about Trump they must pass the cup without gargling unpatriotically.
Man I love Donald Trump! I love playing Donald Cump in his honor daily with buddies after we’ve said a bunch of slurs and complaining about minorities. Nothing more American than good game of Donald Cump!
by AltOblvion December 10, 2024
Get the Donald Cump mug.Often played at KKK meetings or conservative hangouts after saying slurs, hating minorities and expressing their unrequited love towards Donald Trump. One player is assigned the role of Donald Trump and must wear a full Donald Trump costume. He then must cum in a cup and pass it to another player. On that player’s turn they must say something they love about Trump, gargle the cum and spit it back into the cup and pass it to the next player. If someone doesn’t say anything nice about Trump they must not gargle and pass the cup to another player unpatriotically. The game is over when the song YMCA is done playing.
Oh boy you down to play some Donald Cump? Let’s say nothing bad about him, and gargle our mouths with his cum like true American patriots. I love America
by AltOblvion December 10, 2024
Get the Donald Cump mug.So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
Get the Misery Loves Cumpoony mug.When he drinks pineapple juice in advance knowing that he will soon be given a blowjob.
Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Sara: "Phil, why are you drinking so much pineapple juice today?"
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
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