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Cuban

A curious breed of people with a third world tribalistic mentality,..in my experience, the majority of which are literally incapable of emulating quiet respectful considerate people,..consumed by selfish sinful pride and best known for their immature disrespectful loudness in both conversation and their choice of "music". Where ever they are found,..A "normal" Cuban conversation can be overheard from more than a block away. When they yell,..it's the same as when they talk. The only time they talk quietly is when they're trying to hide something or they feel sick.

If at all possible, avoid moving in to a home closer than 800 feet from a Cuban home. They get up late in the morning or afternoon because the entire family including kids stay up until 3:00 and 4:00 AM hanging out around the swimming pool with latin techno salsa BOOM BOOM "music" blasting at concert level volume while drinking booze and taking drugs. They love Insanely LOUD BASE. They honestly believe that because they love loudness, that everyone else must be forced to hear it. Good Luck trying to sleep if you live anywhere near a Cuban. Even black people and Mexicans are more respectful.

They do this at every available opportunity and as a result their trash cans are continuously overflowing with beer bottles and liquids running out the bottom mixed with dirty diapers and rotten meat.
Cuban: petty, spiteful, rude and discourteous, arrogant,..haughty - proud - conceited - supercilious - lofty, overbearing self-worth or self-importance, offensive, insulting, abusive, contemptuous.
by Bay of Pigs July 26, 2013
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cuban raisin smuggler

a sexual manuver, wherein the submissive, or bitch (gender undefined) performs oral sex on the dominator's anus, discovers a "raisin" or "pellet",and secretly takes it home. punishable in 39 countries by spankings and/or the tequilla moonrise
you bet you're ass i gave him the tequilla moonrise. i just strapped it on and gave it to his drunk bitch sister. that'll teach him to pull that cuban raisin smuggler bullshit.
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so cuban

Expression for something that is considered very liberal, tolerant or open minded. Originates from south-east England, and is word play: although Cuba might have the relaxed image commonly associated with the Caribean islands, its communist leadership makes it actually really restricted and stern.
1) "That is so cuban."
2) "Did you see that chick walk around without a bikini top? That's so cuban."
by Teunkie April 23, 2003
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white cuban

by castro April 26, 2004
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Cubanbannana

jim-"dude, your moms an uber."
tim-"yeah, well your moms a cuban bannana."
by Mr.Dunlap January 11, 2004
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CUBAN TREE

A word meaning Cigar, usually of the Cuban type.
Man must be high rollin, he's hittin a cuban tree.
by drjemt May 6, 2009
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CUBANUS

IM GUNNA SHOVE THIS GUN UP YOUR CUBANUS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.
by CUBANWILDCAT June 17, 2009
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