the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

Crunchy

Upstate New York slang for something that is worn out, disgusting, gross or unpleasant.

"I was at the stripclub last night and one of em smelled crunchy!"

"You been wearing them same Timbs since 94' they crunchy as hell!"

by lcfrgang May 16, 2022

crunchy bread bites

A cracker

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

Crunchy Bunch

A pink teddy bear

What’s a crunchy bunch he asked;

That would be a pink teddy bear!

by Ryansjs6 November 2, 2018

crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug

Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old

by 123sheshe September 23, 2019

crunchy laugh

when someone who has bronchitis laughs, and it turns into a dry, cruchy wheeze

A: Have you seen Jerome? His laugh is so damn crunchy.
B: Jerome's crunchy laugh sounds like a refrigerator making ice.

by thecoolestguy12346 December 4, 2023

Crunchy Sister

A brother to gossip with that feels like a sister if you're the only gorl in the family.

I texted my crunchy sister all night about watching breaking bad.

by crunchysister August 13, 2022