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crunchy bread bites

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker
by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020
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Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean
by Crosseyed September 10, 2020
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Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
Person 1: “Trump 2020
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”
by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020
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crasty crunchy

something that is crunchy, and disgusting, it is weird and odd. crasty means disctusting, so add crunchy!
" that clump of chunks is cRaStY cRuNcHy"
by aria sterling February 6, 2023
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Crunchy Energy

When you're on the tipping point of pushing a good time into a chaotic night. Going from tipsy to wasted.
We were all feeling it and having a good time but Sarah has crunchy energy.
by Trexlady November 4, 2023
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Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024
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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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