connered

To become extraordinarily inebriated off such small amounts of alcohol as to have no metric or imperial standard of measure; a descriptive term for drinking used by novices with a negligible alcohol tolerance and great flare for exaggeration.

I drank half a shot last night, and I was connered.

My six friends and I bought a can of bud light and plan on getting connered tonight girlfriend, wanna come?

by Carson Lokovich January 22, 2008

concert douche

Dumbass guy who thinks his girlfriend needs to wrapped in his arms the whole time in the front row of show and gets pissed if someone in the crowd hurts her.

Guy1:
"That concert douche wants pussy so bad"
Guy2:
"this crowd is nuts what the fuck is he thinking?"
Guy1:
He's thinking he wants his girl in the hospital bleeding from the face.
Guy2:
No shit? Concert Douche!

by WhyDoYouStare? December 21, 2008

Concertgasm

When your favorite band or bands have announced they are going to play a show in your area and you tweet, facebook or text with orgasmic enthusiasm your plans to go see them.

OMG the Jonas Brothers are coming to town next month! I am going to be first in line OMGOMG O M G! Im having a Concertgasm!

by Hoggieman August 27, 2010

concert virginity

The first time you've ever been to a concert

Paramore took my concert virginity

by xohmymymyx November 10, 2010

Concert Ears

The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.

It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.

Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!

(3 hours later)

Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.

by stowball January 6, 2011

Concert slut

A girl at a concert who sings along to every song as obnoxiously as possible and thinks she's a diva. Usually has a bad bleach blonde dyejob.

Concert sluts are mostly fans of pop and country.

Guy: Hey check out those concert sluts standing on those chairs.

by Triple Double May 26, 2013

Conner

Conner is someone you definitely want to keep in your life at first you'll have a crush on all of his friends but once you date them you'll realize that the true person you want is Conner and you will fall in love with him he's smart and athletic and has a very interesting life he has some rough patches that show on the outside and once you hear his story you'll want him forever and you should keep him forever he is someone you need to keep him for forever

Girl 1: Oh my god it's Conner
Girl 2: *faints *whispers Conner

by The unknown bitch January 27, 2018