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Cojure

Adjective that means the modified object is neither a pig nor a banana.
Man, that shit is so kosher it's not even kosher - it's cojure.

Can you recall what the suspect looked like?
No man, but I can tell you he was definitely cojure.
by Meister Troizimias March 20, 2009
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Student Congress

Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.
Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.
by OSPEC-ASPEC double bind April 25, 2019
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congress

1. The American form of parliament, consisting of two houses: The Senate and The House of Representatives. The Senate has two representatives from each state, and the House of Representatives has representation by population. Make laws and are a branch of the American system of checks and balances along with the Judicial System and the President, so no one has absolute power.

2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
1. Congress is very useful in keeping the awesome American government running smoothly.

2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
by ibloomblaum90 December 28, 2005
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Contreas

class Ms. Contreas couldn't be here today, she had to go screw an old guy...
by Mr.E December 15, 2003
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Concrete Dinner

Noun;

1)To beat the crap out of someone while their laying face down on the ground.

2)To beat on the back of someones head while they are laying face down on concrete, pavement, etc.

3)Also like serving up a can of whoop-ass
Tim: Dude, whats got you so pissed off?

Rick: See that dude over there? I'm about to serve him a Concrete Dinner
by Just Another White Guy December 16, 2008
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Contretto

When a white person is really country but trying to be ghetto
She needs to calm down she bein real contretto rn
by Ashlyn😎😎 January 15, 2022
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Michael Condrey

He’s an asshole who put supply drops and exo-bullshit in Call of Duty. And since he was making Activision so much money, they promoted the fucker! Go figure. Now he can screw up Treyarch or Infinity award with his supply drop nonsense.
I got killled by a sniper at close range! WTF?! DAMNIT MICHAEL CONDREEEEY!!!!
This faggot Michael Cornbread just gave me 3 common pistol grips.
KYS Michael Condrey
by xX-PussySlayer69-xX May 9, 2018
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