Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 08, 2017
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Commit death

Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death
Other guy:*talking "stupid shit"*
Me:go commit death you little scumbag
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 01, 2019
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong December 12, 2015
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Commitment Playshop

Commitment Playshop

Do you have a funny joke or story? How about a favorite song or a picture from the past that makes you laugh?

Let’s have some fun.

A Commitment Playshop is the act of turning work into play, finding joy in doing the things that need to be done to push our ideas and dreams forward while honoring our commitments. It transforms work into a playful, engaging experience, encouraging participants to immerse themselves in their tasks with a sense of wonder, excitement, and experimentation. All things are possible, and participants are more involved in what feels like a dream playdate, where creativity, collaboration, and fun are at the forefront, all while staying true to our commitments (things done with love).

-The Focus is on infusing playfulness into tasks related to our passion projects and commitments, making the process enjoyable and invigorating.

-The Structure is designed with flexible, dynamic activities that blend work, music, jokes, and play seamlessly. They may include creative exercises and collaborative projects that align with the participants' commitments.

-The Tone is lighthearted & enthusiastic, fostering a positive, inspiring atmosphere where participants feel free to explore and innovate.

-And Participants are encouraged to engage deeply & joyfully with tasks, bringing a playful mindset and willset to the work that needs to be done.

-The Desired Outcome is to make progress on commitments, ideas, & dreams while enjoying the journey.
Prabitha wanted to ensure her team of volunteers was inspired and focused so she engaged her Possibility Advocate to facilitate a Commitment Playshop with her team.
by Possibility Advocate June 21, 2024
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commit lithuania

Term that relates to self harm, replacement for "commit suicide".

This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.
(Friend:) Math class ain't that bad
(You:) shut your gay ass up and go commit lithuania
(Low Tier God:) You should kys NOW
by nevets_ January 20, 2024
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