Cooper

Owner of a large lube franchise
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory

Gay man1: hey did you bring the lube?
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!

by Bostoncreampies March 19, 2024

Cooper

The absolute best nephew to be had, Cooper lights up every space he walks in to. Count on him to always have the best jokes, and even better hugs. He can sometimes be mistaken for Leo DiCaprio. Usually seen with a gorgeous girl on his arm, a dark haired sparkly-eyed angel, and sometimes a yellow lab in tow, who may or may not behave. If you see him with his aunt, just know, she’s a little on the kooky side, but he loves her. Cooper is a very very loved guy, and you’re extremely lucky if he loves you back.

Man, that Cooper is a good time!

by Linz7693 March 26, 2024

Cooper

A cute puppy who comes from a farm a looong way away. Usually found asleep on his mummy (or daddy’s ) lap. Likely to pee on the floor when you’re not looking. Loved a lap dance.

I would love to be that cooper for an hour

by Möpse May 11, 2024

Cooper

Cooper is a fucking retard he looks retarded and acts retared and he's fucking gay and he likes eating shit and eating his shit he likes dingleberry's just a little dingle berry. He also like lauras dad and likes sa

ewww is that cooper

is that a dingle berry

by fuckingjatecooper May 14, 2024

Cooper

A fat bitch

I saw a Cooper today, he was so fat.

by Mike Ceano June 5, 2024

Cooper

"a hater" is also colloquially known as "a cooper".

Stop hating, stop coopering. Why be a hater, why be a cooper and so on

by Iamjustme February 4, 2025

Cooper

OMG cooper has a huge fat dick that everyone around wants to suck

it massive i was in it last night

thanks cooper it justine

Cooper dick is huge

by justine firman March 3, 2025