Grandfather Clock

A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."

"You're not a clockmaker"

"Neither is simon"

by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

cracking clocks

The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."

" Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."

by Pete Pigbristles June 28, 2014

looking at the clock

Looking at a girl’s ass

Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.

by Raptor1172 February 8, 2019

Bean clock

A clock made out of beans, what did you expect?

"Yo, I just got a bean clock today!"
"Dude what the fuck"

by PositiveNegative297 August 23, 2021

bang clock

Countdown until you will have sex with your significant other. Primarily used by long distance couples.

My bang clock is still at 54 days. I might have to book at earlier flight.

by roadkill66 August 27, 2017