How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*

by Oh hey cousin. July 14, 2021

Cigarette

Cigarette is named as smoke as they are both bad for health and it harms your body a lot . For example your nails will be yellowish and you will have a smell of cigarette smoke and it will stink with your hair for your entire LIFE!

I told my uncle that cigarette is bad for your health , so he stopped smoking after he heard what I told him.

by Honku Yt - Subscribe June 20, 2022

Cigarette fairy

When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.

Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.

by Cleaverm100 October 6, 2016

modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

Sharing a cigarette

The act of sharing a cigarette with a fellow friend who is close to you and have a bond between the two. This makes one cigarette feel better than each one having their own

Me: Sharing a cigarette feels better than us having our own one!
my friend: ong bro

by Mechilcho November 30, 2023

Fridge cigarette

A cold can/bottle of soda (typically Diet Coke) that people drink as part of a break, similar to a cigarette.

Diet cola is just a Fridge Cigarette

by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys July 29, 2025

Frenchie Cigarette

It is a small and skinny (much like Frenchmen) joint that was rolled with a cigarette rolling machine rather than it being rolled with your hands. Instead of looking like a cone it takes a more cylinder shape

A: "I don't know how to roll joints"
B: "Just get a rolling machine and roll a frenchie cigarette"

by liljohn200000123 November 15, 2022