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choke-a-nuts

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.
"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"
by cmskellington July 19, 2006
mugGet the choke-a-nutsmug.

weiner choke

a trick where the guys penis is wrapped around someone else's neck, keeping them from breathing
i slept over at my friends house yesterday and while he was sleeping i put him in a hella tight weiner choke and he passed out
by 12logan121 February 24, 2010
mugGet the weiner chokemug.

cum choke

When you hold down the girls head while shes deepthroating so you can cum down her throat
Man last night my boyfriend cum choked me i was so pissed
by ToothPuller September 21, 2017
mugGet the cum chokemug.

choke stopper

When a man or womans nose is so big, it stops them from choking on a penis (when trying to deep throat). Their choke stopper stops them from choking.
by FutureDentist1984 November 17, 2011
mugGet the choke stoppermug.

arctic choke

the act of freezing your cock and forcing a chick to deep throat it
oh man I Arctic Choked that girl so hard last night
by chancehasabigcock April 14, 2016
mugGet the arctic chokemug.

Cozy choke

When a turtleneck, probably from Hot Topic, has hands on the collar, so that it looks like you are being choked. (partial creds to my dude mp)
Did you hear about the new turtlenecks at Hot Topic?? They're called cozy chokes and they're perfect for people with choking kinks!
by skinnimini June 13, 2018
mugGet the Cozy chokemug.

The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke
by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011
mugGet the The Musselman Chokemug.

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