Chasid

He’s really Batman

Chasid is batman fym bro

by Chasisbatman November 20, 2023

Chaldean Spear

When a man (often of chaldean decent) is inserting his penis and it comes out the other way.

*Samantha enters in a wheelchair*
Emma: What happened to Samantha
Jessie: I heard she Jack out a chaldean spear in hear

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.

"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

Chaldean Minute

The act of telling someone or something one timeframe - and not delivering or showing up at least 3 times the given amount.

Chaldeans are notorious for underestimating time.

Steve: "Hey guys I am going to boof before our next game, give me 10 minutes"
Brycen: "I guess we have to wait 30 minutes for this guy... Chaldean Minute."

by Mack34 August 12, 2024

Chasidy

A Chasidy is something made of magic & dreams. Like a mythical creature. Gorgeous & soft glowing titanium. Takes your breath away & stops your heart. Like starting at the sun Chasidy will burn out your eyes but replace them with euphoric love & desire so intense you won't need to look any further for anyone or anything else ever again. Like a single wave is something the whole ocean is doing Chasidy something the whole universe is doing. I have never in my life encounterd anything better , more beautiful, more spectacular, more full of love than a Chasidy. To have one is to have all you'll ever need and more. You should be so lucky. I will cry tears of golden joy at my makers feet the day I die in gratitude for having put a Chasidy in my life. My only regret.... Is I did not find mine sooner and loved my Chasidy longer.

To have a Chasidy is to have all you will ever need.

by TradGdauce August 21, 2024

Chalud

A toast given among friends. It combines Cheers + Salud and is used by people with ties to both U.S. and Mexico.

Thanks all for gathering here, to you, Chalud.

by traceaxil February 13, 2024

chabidiot

High class idiot, a person with common sense but no sense at all

Stacy was driving the car and asked me are there any cars coming, she’s a chabidiot

by RagingSunflower February 14, 2024