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canada's history

a sexual act of a football player violats a woman while a moose licks maple syrup off your feet. this sexual act does not finish until the woman says 20 polite sentances ending in ay.
you " man a i gave the that slut a canada's history"
Your friend " thats so bicthen"
by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

One part two girls, one cup
One part donkey punch
One part dirty sanchez
One part tossed salad
A soupcon of cleveland steamer
And a pair of rimless glasses
John Edwards's sex tape is so Canada's history they're showing it at Epcot.
by colbertnationalist February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Simple really; the riding of a maple-syrupped moose antler to the point of anal fulfillment while imbibing ejaculatory product from the Stanley Cup. Both the wearing of ice skates and draping oneself in the Canadian flag are of course recommended, but not required in the successful perpetration of Canada's History.
There should never, ever be an example of Canada's History.
by Stinky Wizzleteats Don't February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

To open a female vagina, and insert a parade of midgets celebrating there very own "mini" independence day, all playing horns and instruments. Generally this is followed by the introduction of a "reverse abortion" as a method of sexual stimulation. This is often done in sport as each participant holds a pair of moose antlers, whilst drenched in maple syrup. Often celebrated when one is in the presence of the Stanley Cup
Dude, I totally pulled Canada's History on that skank!
by liveadvisor February 4, 2010
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canada's history

a metaphor or simile to describe incredibally bad sex.
ex. Mark was so bad last night, it was like getting read canada's history.

ex.

girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.
by im_cool_not February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A violent sex act involving a man and a woman, where the man places a set of moose antlers on his erect penis and forcefully enters the womans anus, previously lubed with maple syrup. To finish off, the man ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and pours bagged milk into it. They then both share the nectar.
Person A: "Dude, did you get lucky last night?"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"
by mystikraven February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of felching an animal, storing the product in your cheeks, and reinserting said material, under pressure, back into the original source animal.
Man I went to see a Canada's History show and threw up all over place.
by speedbox February 5, 2010
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