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Canada's History

Taking a dump someone's chest and pouring maple syrup over it.
You did what? Yeah, Canada's History... all over her chest.
by SeriousCarl February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon

the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
Canadian bacon is made using Canada's history.
by C Nation February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup into the Stanley cup, dipping moose antlers into the syrup and then trying to fit the moose antlers into any and every orifice humanly conceivable.
Sean Hannity partakes in Canada's History whenever and wherever he craves maple syrup.
by Aerophagia February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

After a hearty Stanley Cup victory the Canucks decided to steal the Maple Leaf's moose antlers from their club room. Whilst doing that the Forward who shall remain nameless from the Canucks "accicentally" found his way into the shower room of the Maple Leaf's and found some maple syrup sitting in a shower stall. He then attempted to abscond with the maple syrup and was stopped by the entire team. As they were fighting Sarah Palin walked in to "comfort" the Leafs, and the rest is history.

Let's just say, the maple syrup was not used for pancakes.
Oh man, let's commemorate the victory of the Canucks and have a "Canada's History" night, baby, you know what I mean.
by colbertbabymama February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Pleasuring your partner with moose antlers, while using maple syrup as lubrication. When the partner is aroused enough they finish in the Stanley Cup.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a Canada's History, I haven't quit smiling since.
by JustGaveUHerpes February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.
The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.
by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act so deviant, it is only legally performed on Stephen Colbert's C-shaped desk.
I'd like to explore Canada's History with Stephen Colbert
by wigfield84 February 4, 2010
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