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The fuck you can

When someone thinks that they can do whatever they want, so you say "The fuck you can".
Guy 1: "Im gonna go to your house and fuck your wife and you won't do anything about it"

Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"
by trust me bro, i know April 20, 2019
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Can I ask you a question

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.
AI: "Can I ask you a question?"

Person: "Sure."

AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."

Person: "Yes."

AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."

Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"
by Bill_Cipher January 26, 2025
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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
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Can you help me pee?

A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.
"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"

Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.
by skropll March 6, 2025
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IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!

If you can do it better then go and do it yourself, but if you can't do it then dont trash talk.
IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB! :

You do the laundry yourself then!

But i dont know how!

Then IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!
by Hanguang-jun June 10, 2024
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