call of duty mobile

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.

"I just whaled call of duty mobile and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got ghost eternal siege and cbr4 amoeba and all their mythic upgrades"

by why are russian girls so cute October 25, 2025

Call of Duty

A once great video game series, but has fallen from grace due it being milked, a general decline in quality of the games, and internet hate bandwagons.

Person 1: Are you gonna buy BO4?
Person 2: Nah, I quit Call of Duty after Black Ops 3. It just isn't as much fun as it used to be.

by a guy who likes stuff February 21, 2019

Call of Duty: Barack Ops

The result of having Barack Obama in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.

by Twight0931 March 18, 2017

Call of Duty

A sexual act where you hide in the corner of a room until someone walks in and then you jump on them and have sex with them while calling them the N word and then when you're finished all your friends break in through the windows and doors and rob them of all their belongings.

Brad keeps calling me a camper because I call of duty 'd him at the frat party the other night.

by MarcusJStrong December 5, 2023

Call of Duty

9 year old online daycare.

9 year old's mom: dude you gotta go to school
9 year old: no, call of duty.

by orbein October 12, 2023

Call of Duty

A Major FPS Franchise which have over 1 Billion copies sold, and is basically a drug. Once you play, you will rage like a huge fucking bitch. Many kids play this game because parents think of this as some Online Daycare. C.O.D - Childrens Online Daycare Something else you will find in this game is a few clans! Some known as - FaZe, Red, SoaR, and more!

Kid: fuk u nub i will rek u 1v1 me feggot on cod blops2
Guy: Umm.. okay?
-The guy would proceed to own the kid in a match-
Kid: FUCKING HACKER!! I AM CALLING MICROSCOFT!
That is, Call of Duty.

by Bryan Allahu Akbar November 23, 2016

Call of Duty

A game series that hasn’t gotten better in a long time. In fact, the series is getting worse over time. Vanguard’s my proof. Zombies is the only good, fun part of those games.

Person 1: Call of Duty is trash! The old games are the only good ones, with a few others.

Person 2: Call of Duty: Vanguard is an amazing game, what are you taking about?

Person 1: *Kicks Person 2 into the stratosphere*

by Cum-Chalice April 22, 2022