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california crabwalk

When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.
My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.
by kortmann May 20, 2007
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California Cruiser

Stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).
Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"

Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."

Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."

Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"
by juanvaldez213 May 19, 2010
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california dungeons

California dungeons is what the “dysfunctional bastards” from the Ronald Reagan era called there hood and if you were caught lurking around there your are “trapped in the dungeon”
Jarald: yo niggas gather in.
Group: aight

Jarald: remember this is our California dungeon we must be regulators at all time.
All: CALIFORNIA DUNGEONS!!!
by I’m just a nigga December 17, 2017
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Little California

Austin, Texas. They aren't really Texans. They basically are Californians.
by n.swoop July 11, 2020
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California Yes

A tendency among Californians to say 'yes.' way too much. Even to things they want to say 'no' to. Especially in politics. Can be seen most in Silicon Valley or San Francisco.
Jack: ''Dude, I told my co workers about my project and they said yes, but I think they were being fake..''
Bob: ''That's a case of the California Yes.''
by bobby3453 October 19, 2020
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california sliders

When a guy shits, proceeds to pick it up with his left hand and slides it across a woman's chest until all of it is gone and makes a criss cross pattern, thus giving her California sliders.
John went to the host club and asked for a California slider.
Hey did you hear the news? Bailey gave Julia a California slider last night at the party! Shit was cray cray!
A new craze is sweeping the nation, people everywhere are giving each other california sliders!
by crazed and confused August 26, 2013
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California Rockafeller

When A man receives oral sex from a woman while she has pop rocks in her mouth.

Can be given on a toilet, but the name does not change.
John- "Hey dude! Jenna sat me down on the can and gave me a California Rockafeller last period!

Mike- "Right on dude!"
by ROR March 31, 2012
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