Caged

1. To be screwed over by quick-time events or stupid story decisions made seemingly for you in games where decisions determine everything, like Telltale games or Until Dawn.

2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.

Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)
Jerma, after failing to hold down R1 and square at the same time and failing a quick time event: Did I just get Caged?
by goiky January 8, 2020
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cleaning the bunny cage

"Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.
Quick, finish"cleaning the bunny cage" so we can get on with this.
by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013
mugGet the cleaning the bunny cagemug.

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.
Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba
by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023
mugGet the Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuckmug.
caged plutonium which is a transuranic material that has a half-life of 24,065 years, making it decay (into different elements) inside a zinc-aluminum hull (the aluminum delicates due to the radiation and thus might crumble depending on the weight of plutonium-239) but doesn't rust as easily due to the zinc coating
"Our team have created a simulation of the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging scenario."
by outrageously long vocabulary November 26, 2024
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Cage the woody plant

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010
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