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Darky cage

A man, no man !
Nobody knows his real name he is like a shadow at the exception that you can see and know what is a fucking shadow !
Who is Darky cage ? I don't know man, thought it was a legend
by PotatoOmelet November 21, 2021
mugGet the Darky cagemug.

Cage.

Yup... Another part to the cage thing... Hope you're ready.... It's going to be a good one.
Lucifer "Back to the cage.... Oh, not THIS place again! What in the..."

God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"

Adam "Hello."

Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"

God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."

Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"

God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"

Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."

*A few hours later*

Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."

God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."

Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"

God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."

Eve "Hello."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"

God "What? No. That would be stupid-"

Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"

God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."

Adam & Eve 😖

Adam "Snake!" 🫵

God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"

Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."

God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
mugGet the Cage.mug.

Rabbit Cage

A woman's vagina, the definition derives from the common name of a woman's sex toy, a rabbit.
He fucked her, right in the rabbit cage.
by Yama Death God May 8, 2015
mugGet the Rabbit Cagemug.

cages

Another word for killograms
How many cages you bench lahd
by Batemanator March 9, 2021
mugGet the cagesmug.

nicolas caging

The act of using one's Best Actor in a Leading Role Oscar to penetrate a Korean Forest Whitaker look-alike.
by assrag February 28, 2015
mugGet the nicolas cagingmug.

Three-Piece Cage

Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.
"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."
by MJLion October 1, 2018
mugGet the Three-Piece Cagemug.

cage

Something that traps things-birds, pets, etc.
I wish I could get a cage to trap that naughty parrot!
by PopEva August 27, 2019
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